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Father Christmas Whats your favourite Christmas storyElf from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.

Father ChristmasI like the story about the from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

Father Christmas Whats your favourite Christmas storyElf from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

Father Christmas All right my good lady from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.

Father Christmas Excuse me but did I from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!

Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment A from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !

What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Father Christmas How do I stop a from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What do gnomes fear most about ChristmasTheyre from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!

I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are smallBut from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

My problem is that I keep stealing from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

Doctor Doctor Im scared of Father ChristmasDoctor from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

Doctor Doctor with all the excitement of from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

Why couldnt the skeleton go to the from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

What did Dracula say at the Christmas from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?

Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !

How did the chickens dance at the from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !